I was plodding through one more hour of homework at my study desk when I heard my sister's playful voice. "Hey big brother. Whatcha up to?" Julie said as she leaned into my room. "Killing myself with calculus." "Calculus? School's almost out for the year! You've got to stop studying so hard Tim-bo, you make me look bad with your straight A-s." She was on her way up from tanning in the back yard and had on one of her skimpy bikinis. The sight of her petite, sexy frame in that flimsy suit was a welcome break from my studies. "Besides, I need an opinion on my new tan." She continued as she pulled one side of her bikini top over to show her small, evenly tanned breast. I noted the lack of tan lines. She'd been sun bathing topless as usual. She must have put the top on just to make a show of flashing herself to me. "Got to think about college Jules, but I'll gladly take a break to check out a sexy body." I said as I eyed her exposed tit. "Aw, Tim, You really think my body's sexy?" she asked and released the cup of her bikini top which slid back over but caught on her now erect nipple keeping her exposed. She slid her hands down her tummy and hips seductively, stopping to work her fingers under the hem of her bikini bottom and pull it up tight into her slit.
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WINCEST TIEM (original story by anon) Ever since my twin sister and I were born we had been inseperable. It was the strange kind of bond only twins can understand. People will say twins have a psychic connection with each other. I kind of think it's bullshit but hey, whatever you choose. But my sister and I had always been really close, and in our mid high school life, things got a little...different. You know that raging hormone bullshit teens go through and how sexual activity tends to REALLY make itself evident to the teen, well me and my sister were no exception. I'm not going to lie, it felt strange being attracted to my sister, then again it made sense. Her olive skin was so soft and absolutely flawless, her eyes were always bright and shinning (and sometimes with a hint of lust when I saw them), and her body oh God her body. It was the perfect shape, that amazing S curve all guys want. And how could I forget those tits? God how many times did I suck on them...
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My fellow Americans: As your future President I want to thank my supporters, for your mindless support of me, despite my complete lack of any legislative achievement, my pastor's relations with Louis Farrakhan and Libyan dictator Moamar Quadafi, or my blatantly leftist voting record while I present myself as some sort of bi-partisan agent of change. I also like how my supporters claim my youthful drug use and criminal behavior somehow qualifies me for the Presidency after 8 years of claiming Bush's youthful drinking disqualifies him. Your hypocrisy is a beacon of hope shining over a sea of political posing. I would also like to thank the Kennedy's for coming out in support of me. There's a lot of glamour behind the Kennedy name, even though JFK started the Vietnam War,his brother Robert illegally wiretapped Martin Luther King, Jr. and Teddy killed a female employee with whom he was having an extra marital affair and who was pregnant with his child. And I'm not going anywhere near the cousins, both literally and figuratively. And I'd like to thank Oprah Winfrey for her support. Her love of meaningless empty platitudes will be the force that propels me to the White House. Americans should vote for me, not because of my lack of experience or achievement, but because I make people feel good. Voting for me causes some white folk to feel relieved of their imagined, racist guilt. I say things that sound meaningful, but don't really mean anything because Americans are tired of things having meaning. If things have meaning,then that means you have to think about them. Americans are tired of thinking. It's time to shut down the brain, and open up the heart. So when you go to vote in the fall election, remember don't think, just do. And do it for me.
Thank You. Barack Hussein Obama, Jr.
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"Animated," he said. This prayer the holy saurian didst impart upon his loyal followers, the seventh hour of the fourth day of the eleventh month, during the festival of loli-worship. The prayer of RaptorJesus: Our Raptor, Who art in /h/eaven, shopped be Thy face; Thy donations come, Thy posts be done in /b/ as it is in /h/eaven. Give us this day our daily Bridget; and forgive us our trolling as we forgive those who troll against us, and lead us definitely into faggotry, but deliver us from /fur/ry. In the name of the moot, the Raptor, and the Holy Server, Amen.
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hey /b/. I've been lurking on /b/ for about 4 decades. Back before there were "oldfags" and "newfags". Back before /b/ became a place for angry teenagers to get a sense of belonging and power. Back before there were any of these Fight-club style rules. Back before /b/ was serious business. I look at /b/ now, and it has become what ebaumsworld was back then - and is still like today: A place of internet tough and cool trannies trying to impress each other. It's pathetic. /b/ is an image board. It's definitely a place to act cool, tough or desensitized. You aren't part of a gang. You aren't part of an army. /b/ is for funny and random pictures and posts, nothing more.
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http://assembly.coe.int/Main.asp?link=/Documents/AdoptedText/ta07/ERES1580.htm > 1. The aim of this report is not to question or to fight a belief ? the right to freedom of belief does not permit that. The aim is to warn against certain tendencies to pass off a belief as science. It is necessary to separate belief from science. It is not a matter of antagonism. Science and belief must be able to coexist. It is not a matter of opposing belief and science, but it is necessary to prevent belief from opposing science. Stopped reading there. There is NO evidence of evolution. It is a belief. Objective science doesn't support evolution no matter how many frauds and hoaxes are fabricated to support evolution. The truth always trickles out. Life doesn't just happen. That alone totally defies the Laws of Science. The Judeo Christian G-D, made it happen. G-d is the Author of all science. It is no coincidence that leading evolutionists are atheists. THAT is by design. These atheistic evolutionists do not find G-d acceptable in their premises. Their premise is that there is NO G-D. Post too long. Click to view the whole post or the thread page.